Dog Fun

Fun dog-life!

Once you've been bathed or was in the lake - never let them DRY YOU.
Instead, ran to their bed and dry yourself in the soft blankets.

Behave as a convicted criminal when your owner comes home, ears back, tail between legs, head down and Behave as though you've done something REALLY bad.
Then you see them running around the house.
(NB This only works if you absolutely NOTHING has done wrong)

Let your people learn you a new trick, learn it perfectly.
Once your people will demonstrate what you can to their friends, then pretend you did not know what they're talking about.

Teach your people to be patient. When you are going out to pee, so snuff first of all, give yourself plenty of time.

Make other people aware of your people.
When you are out for a walk, so choose the most populated place to deliver
"the cake". Take your time and make sure that all look, this works especially well if your humans have forgotten bags.

Make your own rules, do not always bring the ball back to your people, let them also occasionally run after the ball.

Hide yourself for your people, but never long enough to make them mad at you just nervous. So they are SO excited when you arrive.

Sometimes Weep a little when your people for example. sitting and watching TV, it is a good way to get attention, a little pat and maybe a treat.

Always wake up 20 minutes before the alarm clock rings and let your people understand that you MUST be out to pee right now,
then come right back in again, and then back to sleep.

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Dogs In Heaven

An old man & his dog were walking down this dirt road with fences on both sides.. They came to a gate in the fence & looked in, it was nice - grassy, woody area, just what a dog & man would like - but it had a sign saying 'no trespassin...g' to they walked on. They came to a beautiful gate with a person in white robe standing there.. "Welcome to Heaven" he said. The old man was happy & started in with his dog following him. The gatekeeper stopped him. "Dogs aren't allowed, I'm sorry but he can't come with you" - "What kind of Heaven won't allow dogs? "If he can't come in, then I will stay out with him." "He's been my faithful companion all his life, I can't desert him now." - "Suit yourself, but I have to warn you, the Devil's on this road & he'll try to sweet talk you into his area, he'll promise you anything, but, the dog can't go there either." "If you won't leave the dog, you'll spend Eternity on this road".. So, the old man & dog went on. They came to a rundown fence with a gap in it, no gate, just a hole. Another old man was inside. "Scuse me Sir, my dog & I are getting mighty tired, mind if we come in & sit in the shade awhile?" - "Of course, there's some cold water under that tree over there" "Make yourselves comfortable." - "You sure my dog can come in?" "The man down the road said dogs weren't allowed anywhere." - "Would You come in if you had to leave the dog?" - "No sir, that's why I didn't go to Heaven, he said the dog couldn't come in." "We'll be spending Eternity on this road & a glass of cold water & some shade would be mighty fine right about now".. "But, I won't come in if my buddy here can't come too, & that's final." The man smiled a big smile & said "Welcome to Heaven" - "You mean this is Heaven?" "Dogs ARE allowed?" "How come that fellow down the road said they weren't?" - "That was the Devil & he gets all the people who are willing to give-up a Life long companion for a comfortable place to stay".. "They soon find out their mistake, but, then it's too late." "The dogs come here & the fickle people stay there" "GOD wouldn't allow dogs to be banned from Heaven." "After all, HE created them to be man's companions in life, Why would he seperate them in death?"
[author: Earl Hamner]